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why am i friends with these people

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why am i friends with these people

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espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

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james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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I’M CRYING

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I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

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I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

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Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

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maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

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fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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abbyinparadise:

exam:

in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you?

it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything

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scnjedi said: I hate to break it to you, but it wasn't Willem Dafoe's dick in Antichrist. They needed a dick double because Lars Von Trier thought Dafoe's was too big, and audiences wouldn't find it believable that it belongs to Dafoe.

the-pietriarchy:

I thought that this was a joke at first but it isn’t and it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard this month 

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matchstickprincess said: Hi, I'm a massive fan of the series, and was wondering, given that the Tevinter Imperium is a magocracy, what their attitude toward something like the Rite of Tranquility would be like?

dgaider:

They like it! “Abuse of Magic” is a charge that can mean so many things in Tevinter, and, since Tranquility is the ultimate punishment to mages, it’s an excellent threat with which to keep them in line.

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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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